Graveyard Keeper

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

They should be satisfied. At least for now.

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Start Euric's treatment.

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.

It belongs in the church.

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!

Buried 50 bodies.

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!

There can be only one.

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.

Dungeon level 10 cleared!

Upgraded the church for the second time.

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Made a gold-star wine.

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!

Made a gold-star dinner.

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!

Dungeon level 5 cleared!

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Upgraded the church.

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Buried 10 bodies.

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!

Fixed the bridge to the swamp. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.

Buried your first body.

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...