Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion

You defeated ???.

You grew all the heart fruits!

You got nuked, kiddo.

You found all the hats.

You defeated the conductor.

You prevented universal taxation

You destroyed every single tax document.

You fainted on the Limitless Line.

You destroyed someone else's deed.

You destroyed words written by a tyrant.

You ripped up a letter from our dad.

You ripped up your own deed.

You defeated Corrupt Onion and beat the game.

You destroyed the book that taught everyone how to speak.

You ripped up an old newspaper.

You read and ripped up part of a diary.

You tore up a nuclear hazard information sheet.

You got a dirty shovel.

You ripped up a letter to the dead.

You destroyed FlipFlop's last chance.

You destroyed a waifu.

You destroyed a vandalized poster.

You tore up Matt's draft letter.

You broke some computer software.

You ripped up Matt's MIA notice

You destroyed a receipt for seeds.

You ripped a lame book in half.

You ripped up a receipt in the trash.

You tore up someone's 1099.

You shredded slayQueen32's autograph.

You obtained your first hat.

You brutally murdered Jerry and ripped up his rent.

You tore up a love letter.

You obtained a hunk of gold that makes you feel good.

You ripped up a wanted poster.

You grew your own Soil Sword!

You committed tax evasion!