Alan Wake

You found the point of contact with Thomas Zane.

You found Barry, or at least the next best thing.

You completed the game on Nightmare difficulty.

You fought your way through the streets of Bright Falls without getting killed.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You checked out some important messages.

You have examined every sign and point of interest in the Bright Falls area.

You finally managed to make that phone call.

You found all of your cardboard buddies.

You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You have found every manuscript page in the game.

You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

You have watched every single TV show on offer.

You took a weird detour through your imagination.

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

You took a little elevator ride.

You drank 'em bot' up.

You changed batteries 100 times.

You have discovered all of the hidden chests.

You defeated the horror at the sawmill in less than 1 minute and 30 seconds.

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

You avoided getting hit -- with style!

You were enlightened by a dream.

Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

You made it to the lighthouse without firing a single shot.

You managed to make it all the way from the dam to Cauldron Lake without firing a single bullet.

You completed the game on Hard difficulty.

You heard what "Alice" had to say.

You destroyed the bulldozer.

You have discovered every thermos of coffee.

Not a bird lover, are you?

You made the train engine run out of steam.

You faced your own demons and gave no ground to them.

QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

You haven't missed a single radio show.

You put your imagination in its place.

You have restored power.

You completed The Signal without ever entering a vehicle.

You collected all 10 Night Springs video games.

You listened to Hartman's recordings.

You made it all the way to the Cauldron Lake lookout in under 30 minutes.

You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

You made it through The Writer in one dazzling dash.

Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

You survived Elderwood National Park.

Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

You have found every manuscript page in Normal mode.

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

You made it through The Signal in one glorious go.

You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

You found the 10 hidden alarm clocks.

You calmed the fury of the storm.

You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

You made short work of the tornado.

You made every furnace cough up its fiery death goodies.